Has anyone else seen the newest crap product ShamWow Vince is peddling?
Am I the only one who didn't realize that he has a thick and awful accent?
"Ya ginna be slappin' ya troubles away!"*
He must be a pimp in real life, that's the only explanation for that phrase. Potatoes and cheeses have never been considered troubles by this humble writer, and if they were I wouldn't consider slapping my potatoes or cheeses.
Oh, and his name isn't really Vince. Plus he was responsible for all those Underground Comedy Movie commercials you used to see. I told you he was not to be trusted.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
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That was awful (not your writing, the video). Quite possibly in the top ten of worst 3 minutes and 10 seconds of my life. But it was like a car crash and I couldn't look away.
ReplyDeleteAnd was it supposed to be full of innuendo?
"slap away everyday"
"you're going to love my nuts"
ummm....right.
He should not be allowed to use the word 'garlic.' EVER.
I actually think that chopping thing is cool! But moms like that kind of gadget!
ReplyDeleteI watched it again. Love my nuts... hilarious. Still not buying one.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, garlic - not gawuhleck.
"You're gonna love my nuts!"
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