Where's Ariane

I am retiring the "Luke" tag as of this moment. My original intent was to tag each post as either by me or Ariane, but she hasn't posted one thing yet. Can you believe it? I mean, when I started this and I told her I think it would be fun for each of us to post, she was totally into it, excited even. I remember specifically that her response was "Um, OK whatever." Where has that enthusiasm gone?

Considering the time she is saving from not posting, allow me to be the first to suggest that we fill that time up for her by getting a dog. Problem solved, I'll take my commission now, please.