Ewwwwwwwwwww.

People: we are all aware that website owners/operators can determine how you came across their site, right? If you came through Google, or something like that, we can see what you searched to get here, yes? Oh, and you know we can get a lot of identifying information, and probably notify someone if something is fishy, mmmm hmm? Then you might want to not do this (click for larger image):


Can't see it? Try this.


That's right, Mr. Ohio NAMBLA person [Ed. note: if you don't know what NAMBLA means, don't Google it, it's North American Man-Boy Lovers' Association, so you and I don't want to know anything beyond that], I have some IP information and could very easily send this off to someone who might be more interested in coming a-knockin', but the fact that you were searching on the Comcast website instead of The Google (which I am going to assume you were doing to be sneakier) likely means you are too dumb to use anything to hide your real IP and that you actually do reside in or near Columbiana, Ohio. Being that you are so stupid, I'm pretty sure they're onto you, you moron.

Just in case, let me state this for your convenience Mr. Ohio NAMBLA person, we won't be posting pictures of "nudes, kids, boy, penis" on this here blog. You'll have to go elsewhere. Plus, I have asked my associate Mr. Williams (below) to hang around here more often.


Please, take a seat next to him and have an iced tea. He just has some questions.

EDIT (11:07 AM): I should probably note that the click through went to the post about toilet seats injuring little boys' penises. As for the "nudes" term? Can't explain that. Maybe we were on like page ten of the search results. At least I hope so.