Showing posts with label completely off-topic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label completely off-topic. Show all posts

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Kinderbloggen, Year 1

It's hard to believe I started writing this (garbage) blog a year ago. I know it's cliche, but it seems like it was yesterday. Really. Even harder to grasp is the fact that Lenny is now already almost seven months old. If we were in a more stable situation (i.e. I had a job and Ariane wasn't still in school) it's possible that we could be thinking about kid number 2. It'd still be way to early, and we're not insane, so we aren't, but we could conceivably be doing this.

As it is, we've been lucky. Lenny has been perfectly healthy so far, she's an absolute sweetheart; I mean, 10/10: would have baby again! I'll get to spend probably another couple months here in Austin (at least) before I have to leave for my still-hypothetical job. In its own right, this job pursuit has taken a turn for the comical. Before October, I had never been to Oregon. I had been to Alaska, California, Washington, BC, and Yukon (not technically Pacific, but whatever), but with the next upcoming trip* I will have been to Portland thrice in the span of three months. So fingers crossed for this one. (Actually, really it's two interviews in one, one job in Portland, one in Albany, NY, so we'll see what happens. If I miss out on this one these two, I'll probably just learn to farm and raise goats.) Pros and cons in both locations. That's for another day. At least this company didn't advertise its jobs by talking about how stressful it is and how everybody spends a lot of the time yelling at each other. (Note: this is actually how Intel described themself all day during my 2nd interview with them; they were proud of it. The second group also told me 1/3 of the employees quit in the first year, which I no trouble believing, and former employees have openly thrown around the term "365 day-a-year slave pit that will have no trouble calling you in on Christmas." I still would have liked the offer. Meanwhile, the next company I'm interviewing with shut down for a week at Thanksgiving and is shutting down for 2 over Xmas/New Years. Very nice.)

It's probably time to start baby-proofing the apartment. Won't be too long before Lenny is mobile one way or the other. We're going to remove the coffee table (read: junk accumulator) in the living room so she has a space to play, but we'll have to seal off the kitchen, train ourselves to keep the bathroom door closed, anchor furniture, cover corners, etc. This is one of my top priorities when we get back. The nice thing about being unemployed is that I'll have the opportunity to do whatever needs to be done. I'll get a lot of quality time with Lenny while Ariane is in class. Not sure how we're going to pull it off, exactly, but we'll figure it out. In the meantime, I present Clarence and Leonard.




*So this second opportunity has bubbled up right quick. I interviewed over the phone before Thanksgiving, never got word as to whether they wanted me to fly up despite my inquiring a couple weeks later, then got a call out of the blue a couple nights ago from the same company for a different position. This time, the interviewer said they wanted to move quickly, and at the end of the interview he told me he really liked me and would let me know the next day. So naturally he called me at 1:00 pm the next day and I was still asleep (because I am roughly on the same level as a sack of garbage right now), said he'd like me to fly up to Portland to interview for both job the Portland and Albany jobs (the Albany job doesn't exist yet, so they were going to do it in Portland regardless) on Jan. 8, and asked if I had any requests for the flight. Since I didn't want to be like "Give me a chance to wake up" at 1 pm, I just said (in my most not-just-woken-up voice possible, "No, none"), so they booked the flight for me. I leave on Jan 7 at 3:00 pm Austin time, fly through San Jose with no plane change, then arrive in Portland at 7:15 pm Pacific. Also, this. I'll be lucky to catch any of it. This is decidedly not full of win. In fact, the amount of win contained in this is quite low. Plus I'm going to miss the Mizzou game unless I can watch from Germany. At least that one is at a reasonable hour (9:30 pm Central European Time).

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On a completely unrelated note, since I've been by my lonesome for a while now, I've had the opportunity to investigate some new music. Generally, music isn't my thing (my hobbies are 1) raging at the news and 2) sports), so I'm pretty slow on the uptake - I'm the kind of guy who when I start liking a band hipsters will then accuse them of selling out or being so mainstream... don't worry hipsters, I hate the Dirty Projectors and Animal Collective! But lemme tell you what, I just discovered Mastodon through Crack the Skye, and hoo boy is that band (and specifically that album) awesome. Of course, those pretentious dicks at Pitchfork only give it an 8.0/10.0 (album reviews to 1 decimal point, FTW, Pitchfork!).

My faith in the ability of some people to make metal that is actually good has been restored. Moreover, it's a concept album. I love concept albums, if they're well executed. What's the story? Let's take it from Wikipedia:
"There is a paraplegic and the only way that he can go anywhere is if he astral travels. He goes out of his body, into outer space and a bit like Icarus, he goes too close to the sun, burning off the golden umbilical cord that is attached to his solar plexus. So he is in outer space and he is lost, he gets sucked into a wormhole, he ends up in the spirit realm and he talks to spirits telling them that he is not really dead. So they send him to the Russian cult, they use him in a divination and they find out his problem. They decide they are going to help him. They put his soul inside Rasputin's body. Rasputin goes to usurp the czar and he is murdered. The two souls fly out of Rasputin's body through the crack in the sky(e) and Rasputin is the wise man that is trying to lead the child home to his body because his parents have discovered him by now and think that he is dead. Rasputin needs to get him back into his body before it's too late. But they end up running into the Devil along the way and the Devil tries to steal their souls and bring them down…there are some obstacles along the way."
OMFG that's awesome. And another album of theirs was based on Moby Dick. Jeebus. This is officially in my #3 favorite concept album of all time, behind Red Headed Stranger (#1) and OK Computer (#2), (look, Ma! I've got eclectic taste in music!) and now ahead of The Downward Spiral, which has been hurt by the fact that Trent Reznor no longer owns the most emotional song on the album (and maybe in the entire Nine Inch Nails catalog for that matter, this would be "Hurt," which now forever belongs to Johnny Cash; sometimes someone just comes along and Jimi Hendrixes your "All Along the Watchtower"). I haven't had time to swallow Leviathan or any of their other albums, but I am looking forward to it.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Self-indulgent nerdy post

It's 2:45 am on what is now Father's Day (whoop de doo! a fake holiday!) and I am still up because Lenny has completely destroyed whatever semblance of a sleep schedule I used to have,* so I figure I'd come on here and write about what I've been having fun with for the last week, and since of the eight people who actually ever read this crap five are involved at least tangentially in science this might be familiar.

If you've never really searched the scientific literature, you might be surprised by how narrow the scopes of some journals are. The best way to do this is simply to list some of the titles of the journals, and you might be amazed that there is an entire journal devoted to that topic, like the Journal of Fluorine Chemistry, which exists and is published by Elsevier. I am starting writing up another manuscript right now, and I am searching for journals that I may want to publish in, because that actually helps me determine which experiments I'd like to conduct (usually you go the other way around, of course, but my situation is different at the moment for reasons that I will spare explaining to you). Some of the titles are hilariously dorky. I have already published in or submitted to Thin Solid Films, Electrochemical and Solid-State Letters, Journal of the Electrochemical Society, and Microelectronic Engineering. The following is a list of titles that have any possibility of me submitting to, excluding those four. I haven't linked them, but you can easily thegoogle.com them if you want to read their oh-so-boring scopes. I hope you find the titles as entertaining as I do. (For those of you not in the know, if a title is followed by a single letter, like Materials Science and Engineering B, it usually means that the old journal had to split as the topics became more specialized.)

Acta Materialia
Advanced Engineering Materials
Advanced Functional Materials
Advanced Materials
(apparently different)
Applied Organometallic Chemistry
Applied Physics A
Applied Physics Letters
Applied Surface Science
Chemical Vapor Deposition
Chemistry of Materials
Journal of Alloys and Compounds
Journal of the American Chemical Society
Journal of Applied Physics
Journal of Electronic Materials
Journal of Materials Research
Journal of Materials Science
Journal of Materials Science: Materials in Electronics

Journal of Materials Science Letters (they're all different, apparently)
Journal of Non-Crystalline Solids
Journal of Vacuum Science and Technology A
Materials Chemistry and Physics
Materials Letters
Materials Science and Engineering B
Materials Today
(seeing a trend here?)
Organometallics
physica status solidi (a)
Scripta Materialia
Surface and Coatings Technology
Vacuum

Also, I hope to get some collaboration with someone in physics on some magnetic properties of my stuff and get my name on a paper in some magnetism-centric journal, because physics is even nerdier than materials science.

Go ahead and list your favorite journals or titles in the comments!


*Note that Ariane's schedule, however, has not been destroyed. Actually, if anything, Lenny has simplified hers. It's somthing like this:
9 am - 5 pm: Be awake; feed, burp, and change baby as needed
5 pm - 9 am: Be awake; feed, burp, and change baby as needed

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Oh wow

I hope you have the music in your head all day long.

Also, Sesame Street, an oldie, but still a goodie.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

My new most favoritest stupid meme ever of the week

Fail videos just got funnier thanks to Keyboard Cat.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat!




Play her off, Keyboard Cat!




Play her off, Keyboard Cat!




Play him off, Keyboard Cat!




OMG! Glenn Beck + Keyboard cat? MY OWN PERSONAL HEAVEN!
Play him off, Keyboard Cat!


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Do you want to rescue a dog?

Big Hatt is looking for some help for his friend Jewles.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

By the way

I am on day three of using (store-brand) Claritin-D, as recommended by Mr. Buff himself, and let me say that I am really disappointed that I let eight years pass before I discovered this stuff. It's ten times better than my old prescription crap. I am convinced that I tried this at one point, but I'm not sure. I have no idea why I would have stopped using it, unless it was just too expensive back then.

Whatever, I can breathe, I can smell, and my eyes and mouth aren't itchy. Huzzah.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Is Detroit even a city any more?

Good news! We can buy a house in Detroit!

Bad news! Detroit.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

I'm going to throw this out there


Ripe plantains (totally black) make regular ripe bananas taste like dirt. Plantains taste like Dreamsicle. I highly recommend going out and buying a plantain right now. If it's green, you may have to wait two weeks for it to ripen (seriously), but it will be well worth your time.

I just bought red bananas for the first time. Once they ripen and I eat them I will be back to file a full report.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

What is this ringing sound being made by my cell phone?

Have you ever had someone call, look at your phone and see it is one of your friends from your rugby days, pick up, and have him ask if you know where he can do inductively-coupled argon plasma analysis of a solution? Then you obviously never played rugby for a team comprised of graduate students.

This is something that actually happened. The nerdiness went to 11.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Saturday, February 21, 2009

/r/ for advice


I have used Nasonex and generic Claritin to handle my allergies - really bad tree pollen allergies - for the past few years. Typically, that's 3 1/2 months of Nasonex per year and probably 100 Claritins, and it still isn't totally enough to get me through unscathed. Now, make a long farty sound with your tongue and lips. I'll wait...

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OK, now that's how I've felt for about the last month and a half. I can't taste anything, I don't feel hungry, I'm not sleeping well, I can't smell anything, I still get stuffy/runny noses when it's not as dry as the Atacama. I think know it's the Nasonex, so I'm dropping it. Anyone else have this problem with it? (Anyone else use it?)

I'm going to try Zyrtec, and I've heard that Benadryl is kind of sweet, but maybe makes you drowsy(?). Do these work for anyone else?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Pears

Is there a more disgusting fruit than pears?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Blurb

Maybe we have a name. I wish it were Sumerian or Hittite so that we would have to file a clay tablet as a birth certificate, but sadly no. We'll have to nom on it for a while before we say for sure, but just maybe.

Loyal readers (all two of you) can expect some srs essays this weekend. I've got some hi-larious comedy bubbling up in my noodle.

Since there's not much to this post, I will link you to the very, very NSFW (that means not safe for work, Mom) remix of the (highly offensive) Christian Bale freak out that I can't stop laughing at.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

ShamWow: The Next Generation

Has anyone else seen the newest crap product ShamWow Vince is peddling?



Am I the only one who didn't realize that he has a thick and awful accent?

"Ya ginna be slappin' ya troubles away!"*

He must be a pimp in real life, that's the only explanation for that phrase. Potatoes and cheeses have never been considered troubles by this humble writer, and if they were I wouldn't consider slapping my potatoes or cheeses.

Oh, and his name isn't really Vince. Plus he was responsible for all those Underground Comedy Movie commercials you used to see. I told you he was not to be trusted.