Showing posts with label literally institutionalizably insane people like glenn beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label literally institutionalizably insane people like glenn beck. Show all posts

Sunday, December 20, 2009

An interesting conclusion

So I read this today, and it really got me thinking. Just a couple days ago, there was that video of the octopus using a coconut shell, which is one in a long line of recorded tool use by animals. It's amazing that humans and octopi can still be so similar on such a fundamental level, yet seemingly so differentiated. We are not special.



And we still have idiots who think evolution is "just a theory," which makes them look doubly dumb since they don't understand what "theory" means. I'm not sure what the proper way to react to those people is, other than weeping for humanity, especially since I'm referring to many Senators and aspiring Presidents.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Best. Right wing. Idiocy. Ever.

Sure it's hilarious that some wingnut opposing a "government takeover of healthcare" (or as non-morons refer to it, a public health insurance option) protesting in St Louis (who was probably just sitting around screaming NOBAMA! and LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE!) got "injured" and is suing everyone and begging for help paying his "medical bills" because he doesn't have insurance, because now Republicans are the lawsuit-crazy welfare queens...

But Investors Business Daily wins today's Internets with this anti-NOBAMACARE! (SOCIALIST FASCISM WHAT?) editorial, featuring this incredible paragraph:

People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.
I won't be the first to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA cough cough cough HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. /tears running down my face

Also, you know who would really benefit from easily available insurance that won't deny you for pre-existing conditions? Trig Palin. Weird, huh?

Topical follow-up: Stephen Hawking:
"I wouldn't be here today if it were not for the NHS."
Plus: John Cole:
[F]requent commenter Redkitten’s (aka Krista) water broke, so presumably she is in labor as we speak. Due to the horrible delays and long lines associated with the Canadian system of socialized medicine, she was required to wait almost nine months for this procedure, so let’s hope everything works out ok.
Probably an old, recycled joke, but: Ha.

Got to be a joke, right? RIGHT?: Youth in Asia will kill your grandmother. Just jokes, not real Morans, right?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Oh, the stoopid, it hurts

I have tried to stop posting my angry rants, but this is too much now. I am going to limit myself so that I don't type a 10,000 word screed against everything that pisses me off. I'm not going to link anything, you can find it all online from reliable sources, like the Red Cross and ProPublica, but here goes nothing:

My daughter has yet to be born, yet she is already smarter and more informed than Elisabeth Hasslebeck, whom is someone I respect* for being brave enough to go on TV despite being a grade-A idiot. I made the mistake of watching the clip of her getting destroyed by Jesse Ventura on her stupid show this morning. I am not going to link it, because I (and this is the truth) actually got so frustrated and angry that I had to bite my lip and pound my desk so that I didn't scream at the computer.

How can someone be so wrapped in a cocoon of stupidity, dishonesty, and immorality? I have no misconceptions that I can raise a perfect child, but I hope to be able to raise a child who is smart enough to understand the basis of her statements, to put one and one together and make two. People like Hasselbeck can't even do that. And for this she gets rewarded with a large national audience every day. It is irresponsible, at absolute best, for ABC to continue employing someone so separated from reality and sense.

I really should just block her show and Fox "News" from my TV. The stupid, the self-contradictions, the incessant blow-hardery, the non-stop dishonesty and downright incorrectness of it all... it's too much to stand. Their current story du jour defending torture (torture!) is unbelievable. It's like watching a B-movie in terms of believability. But then they go and outdo themselves, to the point of self-parody, such as Sean Hannity almost comically tacking "And I'm a Christian!" onto his defenses of waterboarding and sleep deprivation and stress positions.
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." --Mahatma Ghandi
The only reason I am thankful for people like Sean Hannity is that they have always been around and were a big reason that I stopped believing in all these superstitions (e.g. God, etc.) when I was 13 or so. And, yes, I am morally equating people like Sean Hannity to child molesters. This may be unfair to child molesters, as the cheerleading of Hannity and his ilk led to the deaths of thousands, and then to unknown numbers more who died being tortured (tortured!) in order to create a reason for the invasion of Iraq ex post facto.

If you watch Fox News, may the FSM and his noodly appendage have mercy on your soul.

Her, Hannity, and the hosts of "Fox and Friends" should have a stupid-off and O'Reilly, Gingrich, Kristol, Barnes, Hume, Krauthammer, and Will can have an intentional-dishonesty off. Not to mention Malkin, Reynolds, Morrissey, R.S. McCain, Erickson, and the rest of the cheerleaders.

Cheney, Bush, Rumsfeld, Yoo, Bybee, Rice, Rove, and the rest of them can go to jail, already. And they should be waterboarded 183 times in a month, for good measure. After all, it's not torture and, besides, Nancy Pelosi may have known about it, which totally makes it OK.

I am hoping against hope that Obama is playing some kind of long-term game, trying to build up public support for investigations and prosecutions by denying the desire for them now, trying to preemptively eliminate the certain cries of "partisan witch hunt" that will emanate from Team Stupid, but if he's not, and he really has no intention of this ever being investigated, he'll lose a large amount of my support.

In all seriousness, if you in any amount agree with anything any of the people I have listed say about torture (TORTURE!), please never come back to this blog. I would happily - very happily - never speak to you again in my entire life. I don't want you near my child. Ever.**

*Not really
** Really

As an addendum: This makes me smile, but I don't understand what's wrong with people who go to church regularly. I understand that a large percentage of this type of people are Evangelical, and for some baffling reason (abortion, only abortion, oh and the gayz) they are married to the Republican party because the the GOP is so "Christian" [Ed. note: Ha ha ha ha ha! Good joke!], but WTF? Go read the Sermon on the Mount and tell me "WWJD?" I hate when I know more about religion than religious people.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

My new most favoritest stupid meme ever of the week

Fail videos just got funnier thanks to Keyboard Cat.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat!




Play her off, Keyboard Cat!




Play her off, Keyboard Cat!




Play him off, Keyboard Cat!




OMG! Glenn Beck + Keyboard cat? MY OWN PERSONAL HEAVEN!
Play him off, Keyboard Cat!


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Governor Good-Hair

I love Austin, but good FSM almighty is this state run by a group of retards. Rick Perry is the biggest idiot and loser to ever govern any state. EVER.

Texas: So much potential, so little hope.

Hey, Rick, WHERE WERE YOU THE LAST EIGHT YEARS, ASSHOLE? Stop your grandstanding and eat a bag of dicks, Rick Perry. You are not going to be elected President. What a total moron.

P.S.: I still haven't forgotten your embarrassingly awful 2008 commencement speech at Stephen F. Austin.

Updated 5:32 PM: Right on fucking cue. Rick Perry: Assclown.* These people, aided by Fox "News", will rot your brain out of your head.

*an insult to assclowns, actually.

Monday, April 13, 2009

A frightening realization

I was born in May of 1982. I will turn 27 in a couple of weeks.

My daughter will be born in late May/early June of 2009, a handful of weeks after my birthday.

This means that my nominal age will be 27 more than hers all but one month a year (after my birthday, before hers) when it will be 28. See where I am going with this?

The Year: 2022
The Location: New Earth
The Situation:
Not only will Old Earth be controlled by the Gay Islamosocialist Terminators,* but right after I am dealing with the mental trauma of being blindsided by 40 in May, less than a month later I will pushed beyond the edge of sanity by having my daughter freshly minted as a teenager at her 13th birthday.

I did this calculation mentally, so there is a 98% chance that it's wrong (I still can't tell you what 7x8 is without thinking REALLY hard about it), but if it's true you can probably get a great advance deal by purchasing my obit already.

*Glenn Beck's latest bit o' truth. Actually, let's give Glenn his own tag.