But soft! What light through yonder test tube breaks? It is cloned yeast, and Lenny is thesunsondaughter!*
Of course we know cloning exists. It's been featured in documentaries I have seen. They even had the technology long ago (in a galaxy far away). Just ask Boba and his "father" Jango Fett.**
And don't forget the series of films depicting the actions of British hero Austin Powers, when Dr. Evil (who was like dictator of Freedonia or something, I don't have a history book with me... just the entire internet) who cloned himself and concentrated his own evil a la Sauron or Tide Ultra.***
Well, when I was "in" "San Diego" at the "Advanced Metallization Conference"**** I had myself cloned, but to pull the wool over everyone's eyes (I shouldn't be admitting this, but my hands are operating freely of my brain) I had the Y chromosome substituted with an X. Lo and behold, my she-clone Lenny. (I mean, Luke, Lenny, you didn't think I was such a huge egomaniac to give my child a name that started with the same letter as mine... unless she was me[ish], did you? MWAHAHAHAHA!)
These are four pictures, two of me, two of her (you have to click it to actually see it). They don't do the similarities justice. Nobel Prize (or Supermax prison) here I come!*****
*This is the wittiest thing I have ever written in my life. :(
**"Father" in quotation marks because Jango's marriage was just a ruse; he was obvs ghey. I mean, a green cape and a codpiece?****** Really?
***Tide is the most evil detergent. Riptides kill uncounted people every year, and that company makes a joke of it. A freshness after the storm-smelling, stain-free, snuggleable joke. Disgusting.
****No one believed that was really the name of a conference, did they? Suckas!
*****I will settle for the happy medium of Swedish minimum security prison.
******I know that's Boba, but they're clones, peeps.
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