I was born in May of 1982. I will turn 27 in a couple of weeks.
My daughter will be born in late May/early June of 2009, a handful of weeks after my birthday.
This means that my nominal age will be 27 more than hers all but one month a year (after my birthday, before hers) when it will be 28. See where I am going with this?
The Year: 2022
The Location: New Earth
The Situation: Not only will Old Earth be controlled by the Gay Islamosocialist Terminators,* but right after I am dealing with the mental trauma of being blindsided by 40 in May, less than a month later I will pushed beyond the edge of sanity by having my daughter freshly minted as a teenager at her 13th birthday.
I did this calculation mentally, so there is a 98% chance that it's wrong (I still can't tell you what 7x8 is without thinking REALLY hard about it), but if it's true you can probably get a great advance deal by purchasing my obit already.
*Glenn Beck's latest bit o' truth. Actually, let's give Glenn his own tag.
Monday, April 13, 2009
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now now...don't rag on Glenn Beck. He just loves his country. And he fears for it. BAAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. Awesome tag.