Friday, April 24, 2009

Because it is GUTS, people!

Things I have no problem cutting:

Paper
Butter with a warm knife
It out
Class
The cheese

Things I will not under any circumstances cut:

Umbilical cords

Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE SOMEBODY'S GUTS!

Also, they are slimy and tough to get through. How in the world could that be enjoyable? Would you take up the doctors' offer to do whatever it is they do with the placenta? Of course you wouldn't... unless you're all cool and all like McConaughey. All right all right.

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