Clearing it up

If you have watched any TV in the last few weeks, you may have seen this:





I don't know how badly you have to lie or stretch the truth in a drug ad to have the FDA force you to mount a $20 million correctional campaign, but it's got to be a lot, considering Enzyte and Extenze are still allowed to sell their obviously fraudulent products.

I find the "correction" lacking, as they have forgotten to include that potential side effects of using Yaz are actually a short-term case of pregnancy followed by chronic homo sapiens, with a high probability (50%) of attending a Jonas Brothers-like concert twelve years from use, which itself is often accompanied by deafness.

You can't see it now, but I'm shaking my fist at Yaz's general direction.